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Rebel Alliance Battle Report: Engagement at Hoth ( 1 of 2)
Filed by: Commander Toryn Farr, Echo Base OperationsDate: 3 ABYLocation: Echo Base, Hoth System To: Alliance High CommandSubject: Urgent Report – Imperial Assault on Echo Base Summary:At approximately 0600 hours local time, long-range sensors detected an Imperial fleet emerging from hyperspace. Despite our efforts to scramble communications, an Imperial probe… Read ⇢
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JEDI IN THE SHADOWS: How We All Ended Up on Geonosis Without Anyone Noticing
Jedi Report—Master Shael Torin, Personal Log Geonosis. A barren wasteland of rust-colored sand and spires that stretch toward a dim sun. It is not a place one simply walks into unnoticed—at least, not if one is a Jedi. And yet, somehow, we all ended up here, in secret, without the… Read ⇢
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Wes Jansen: “Galactic Guide to Chaos”
Hey there, fellow space drifters! It’s Wes Jansen, your favorite wisecracking pilot, back with more completely unnecessary observations about life in this crazy galaxy. Let’s get right into it. Cantina Chronicles You ever walk into a cantina and immediately regret it? Yeah, me too. I was on some backwater rock… Read ⇢
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“Jedi Wisdom: Advice from Luke Skywalker”
A Weekly Column on the Force, Life, and Everything In Between Dear Luke, I feel like I’m constantly torn between two paths in life. I want to follow my dreams, but I also feel the weight of responsibility to my family and what they expect of me. How do I… Read ⇢
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Imperial Battle Report: Engagement at Hoth (1 of 3)
Imperial Battle Report: Engagement at HothFiled by: Major Lorth Needa, Imperial Fleet CommandDate: 3 ABYLocation: Hoth System, Outer Rim Territories To: Lord Vader and Imperial High CommandSubject: Engagement Report – Assault on Echo Base My Lord, At precisely 0600 hours Imperial Standard Time, Lord Vader’s fleet, under the command of… Read ⇢
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Galactic Gossip: The Mysterious Disappearance of Padmé Amidala – Illness, Assassination or Jedi Conspiracy?
The mysterious disappearance of Padmé Amidala raises questions about her fate, possible conspiracy involvement, and a hidden child. The Galactic Empire’s official narrative lacks credibility, prompting speculation about assassination, escape, or forced exile amidst political intrigue. Read ⇢
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Galactic Gossip: What REALLY Happened to Revan and Malak?
By Xara Vale, HoloNet’s Leading Whisper Broker Darlings of the galactic rumor mill, brace yourselves! The tangled tale of Revan and Malak—the Jedi heroes-turned-Sith Lords—has been whispered across the stars for years, but what REALLY happened to them after their infamous rise and catastrophic fall? Grab your Corellian ale, because… Read ⇢
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The Clone Unemployment Crisis: A Galaxy in Economic Turmoil
Published by the Galactic Labor Statistics Bureau Introduction: A Crisis in the Making The formation of the Galactic Empire brought a new era of centralized control, military dominance, and bureaucratic restructuring. However, one of the most overlooked consequences of this transition has been the mass unemployment of Republic-era clone troopers.… Read ⇢
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